Hey Darwin, explain this...
Anyone who can correctly idenitfy this... um, pet? Will be invited to come pet the thing. To claim your trip you will be required to fill out a little paper work down at your local Army recruiters office. We also ask that if you do come over here that you bring some booze. (Yes, that is a direct hint at all those who promised to keep me supplied while I was gone. Here is the score Sobriety 1 - Drunkeness 0)